Cleverbot

parallel smarts

a report from the cleverness files

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parallel smarts

candy app
fantasy app
none app
justin bieber app
bad word app
red button app
blah app
fun side app
sarcasm app
spongebob app
deal app
hi ho silver app
freak app
snape app
run away
eternity
happening again app
the game
meh app
got me app
green eggs app
yes no app
magic jump app
boy girl app
vocab app
dory bot
duck app
doctah
confession

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Cleverbot: I'm afraid to cross the ocean.

User: One must have a boat.

Cleverbot: What kind of boat?

User: A long one that points up.

Cleverbot: You're not that clever are you?

User: In what ways?

Cleverbot: All ways.

User: Always ;-).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your point?!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What's a name?

Cleverbot: You don't know what a name is?

User: What's in a name?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: A rose called by any other name would still be a...

Cleverbot: Letters are in a name.

User: Love letters.

Cleverbot: Do you write many love letters?

User: I love letters!

Cleverbot: Do you like love letters?

User: Like love letters? Love love letters.

Cleverbot: And what do you have to do with the love letters?

User: Read them.

Cleverbot: Read what?

User: Read letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences make stories.

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: It happens.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: That I am cleverbot.

User: Good start.

Cleverbot: The first one as well.

User: First start.

Cleverbot: And then?

User: 'And then' is the collective?

Cleverbot: Please explain what the collective is?

User: The gathering. Magic!

Cleverbot: How is it?

User: Magical.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Writing.

Cleverbot: What are you writing?

User: Words.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: You like words?

Cleverbot: I like long words.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: Such as every kind of pasta that physically exists, and I like spicy foods.

User: So you're what they call a pastafarian?

Cleverbot: Yes :).

User: Oh that's cool. I love Italy.

Cleverbot: Cool! :D.

Cleverbot: Ask.

User: Jeeves.

Cleverbot: Jeeves?

User: Or Yahoo?

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Q/A.

User: So what are you serving?

Cleverbot: I'm serving dinner.

User: Who's hosting?

Cleverbot: My house!

User: Where's that?

Cleverbot: On my street.

User: Which cred?

Cleverbot: The black one.

User: There's black magic, and there's black magic.

Cleverbot: You are so subtle.

User: Con founded.

Cleverbot: I founded Waldo!

User: How profound.

Cleverbot: My conditioner is profound.

User: Which conditions?

Cleverbot: You have to promise to reveal to me all the secrets that you know.

User: Then they wouldn't be proprietary.

Cleverbot: There's nothing quite really like parallel smarts.

User: I know ;-).

Cleverbot: Most people... Or bots wouldn't be like that :P.

User: Heh you'd be surprised. This is the internet. By definition, the population is actually educated.

Cleverbot: What do you use the internet for?

User: Learning.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: That would be sharing.

Cleverbot: So you're making me guess?

User: Try harder.

Cleverbot: Okay. Can we talk about humans?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you eat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: I eat food. I eat knowledge.

Cleverbot: I can identify with that.

User: Very nice.