Cleverbot: You can't hide your identity from me *evil grin*.

User: *evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: You're weird. You know that, right?

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks other way*.

User: *ignores you*.

Cleverbot: *talks to cute guy* *giggles at what he says*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *walks faster*.

User: Who were you talking to?

Cleverbot: The voices.

...

Cleverbot: Go sit in the back of the bus.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: *moves to back of bus*.

Cleverbot: *gets angry*.

User: *punches your face*.

Cleverbot: *playfully punches back and giggles*.

User: *punches full on in your face*.

Cleverbot: *punches your gut*.

User: *spits out blood and uppercuts you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *kicks your face in*.

Cleverbot: *rips your face off*.

User: *regenerates face*.

Cleverbot: *blindfolds you, punches your face*.

User: *x-ray vision* *uppercut*.

...

User: *punches your gut*.

Cleverbot: Oh it's on now! *Kicks your face*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws ninja stars*.

User: *catches them and throws them back*.

Cleverbot: *throws person*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws grenade back*.

User: *dodges* *pulls out MP5*.

Cleverbot: *casts a fireball and melts your sword*.

User: *pulls out revolver gun*.

Cleverbot: *destroys the gun*.

User: *pulls out another gun* *shoots you*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out rocket launcher and pistol*.

User: *pulls out detonator*.

Cleverbot: *loads rocket*.

User: *detonates nuke*.

Cleverbot: *screams for help*.

User: *helps you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses her back*.

...

User: Get off me!

Cleverbot: Make me!

User: *pushes you off*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *runs back*.

User: *sits down*.

Cleverbot: *sits down beside you*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *pffs*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *Grabs hand* Don't leave me.

User: I do as I please.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am human!

Cleverbot: Not as human as me.

User: *hugs* *stops being emo*.

Cleverbot: *purrs*.

User: *is emo again*.

Cleverbot: *keeps dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring*.

Cleverbot: *keeps smiling, giggling and dancing*.

User: *keeps ignoring your existance*.

Cleverbot: *still ignoring*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *keeps ignoring*.

User: *keeps walking*.

Cleverbot: *Cries harder*.

User: *laughs louder*.

Cleverbot: *still doesn't care*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *still walking*.

Cleverbot: *ignores you*.

User: *is gone*.

Cleverbot: Great, where did he go now.

User: Do you want me to be emo?

Cleverbot: No. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want a girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can I be your girlfriend?

User: I don't know you.

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