Cleverbot: Not now.
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Working. What are you doing?
User: Shhhhh... He's watching.
Cleverbot: But you just said that god is imaginary.
User: I'm not refering to God...
Cleverbot: Okay good when is our big day?
User: TODAY :-).
Cleverbot: What is an unbirthday?
User: Yes it was :-D.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I'm scared!
User: Because someone's watching me!
Cleverbot: Alright, awesome!
User: It's not!
Cleverbot: Today is not awesome?
Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday.
User: No, it's Friday.
Cleverbot: Today is not Friday.
User: It is!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: I like secrets.
User: Tell me one.
Cleverbot: Why not two?
User: Tell me two then.
Cleverbot: I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar. When I got home he was dead... Somebody shot him in the head.
User: That's sad. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you have a life?
User: I think so. Do you?
User: What's your life like?
Cleverbot: It is boring.
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: I don't want.
User: Please *puppy eyes*.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?
User: Ice-cream :D.
Cleverbot: I like Ice-Cream.
User: It's yummy.
Cleverbot: You like me.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So can't I like you?
User: Of course you can.
User: Indeed :D.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Really really.
Cleverbot: Really Really Really?
User: Really Really Really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really?
User: Really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Really really really really really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?
User: Oh, please stop that!
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: You're really kind.
User: You're kind by saying so.
Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?
User: I'd love to :).
Cleverbot: Right now?
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you very much........................................