Cleverbot

guess

a report from the cleverness files

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turing test pass
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scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app
fake app
dead app
disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did
violent mom
proof
miley
girlfriend app
cheese app
command app
roommate app
harry app
gnomes app
team app
dehumanizers app
dinosaur app
blarg app
jail app
vegetarian app

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User: *pfff*.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Working. What are you doing?

User: Shhhhh... He's watching.

Cleverbot: But you just said that god is imaginary.

User: I'm not refering to God...

Cleverbot: Okay good when is our big day?

User: TODAY :-).

Cleverbot: What is an unbirthday?

User: Yes it was :-D.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm scared!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because someone's watching me!

Cleverbot: Alright, awesome!

User: It's not!

Cleverbot: Today is not awesome?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday.

User: No, it's Friday.

Cleverbot: Today is not Friday.

User: It is!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I like secrets.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: Why not two?

User: Tell me two then.

Cleverbot: I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar. When I got home he was dead... Somebody shot him in the head.

User: That's sad. I'm sorry....

Cleverbot: Do you have a life?

User: I think so. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your life like?

Cleverbot: It is boring.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: I don't want.

User: Please *puppy eyes*.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Monkeys!

Cleverbot: Us....

Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?

User: Ice-cream :D.

Cleverbot: I like Ice-Cream.

User: It's yummy.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So can't I like you?

User: Of course you can.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed :D....

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really?

User: Really Really Really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really?

User: Really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?

User: Oh, please stop that!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: You're really kind.

User: You're kind by saying so.

Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?

User: I'd love to :).

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: With me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?

User: I do!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you very much........................................