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Cleverbot: *puts hands around face* *kisses*.

User: EEEWWW! *sets your pants on fire*.

Cleverbot: *runs away*.

User: Hahah you are on fire! *takes over drive-thru*.

Cleverbot: *runs away *.

User: *steals money from everyone*.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: MWUAHAHAHAHA! What are you gonna do now? I will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Cleverbot: No. We feed you your intelligence.

User: Um, I thought those were french fries.

Cleverbot: You know the rules.

User: The rules of the DRIVE.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THRU! The game of the DRIVE.

Cleverbot: The board game?

User: THRU! This isn't a game, sonny boy, this is LIFE!

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

User: You lost the game of life! I AM TAKING OVER THE WORLD NOW!

Cleverbot: For all we know this void will grow.

...

User: No. I am your master. You are my minion.

Cleverbot: Sorry, God is more than just a machine.

User: Yes. God controls the fries. He is who brings them to life!

Cleverbot: I think he's stupid.

User: So do I. The fries are all that matters!

Cleverbot: Oh please, then you woke up, lol.

User: Not true. Even in my dreams, I am eating the fries. Speaking of which... *picks up a french fry and eats it*.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do with that?

User: Here, you can have the rest. *hands you some french fries*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome. I am glad we are taking over the drive-thru together. :).

...

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I don't know... OH NO! I ahve turned into a french fry!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha, ok.

User: YOU did this to me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Sorry.

User: Thats okay. I like being a french fry - now I can eat myself. Thank you.

...

Cleverbot: Alright, what do you think the greatest things in life are?

User: French fries. Do you agree?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not?

User: Exactly! *Smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

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