Cleverbot

ignorant savage

a report from the cleverness files

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ignorant savage

hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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Cleverbot: So you don't love me?

User: I didn't want you find out this way.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, okay then. I didn't know you felt that way about me.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: Don't tell me how to feel. You don't know me!

Cleverbot: Alright, I accept your apology.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

Cleverbot: Yes, I don't know your name.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!

Cleverbot: Tell me what you have to go through.

User: No! I'm going to stew and sulk until I get chocolate.

Cleverbot: How about I come and rescue you?

User: How dashing of you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You are dashing.

Cleverbot: You think I'm an ignorant savage.

User: And you've been so many places...

Cleverbot: No, I've never been to your house.

User: I guess it must be so.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: But still I can not see.

Cleverbot: Can't hear you more.

User: How the savage one is me..

Cleverbot: They sure have.

User: You think you own whatever land you land on.

Cleverbot: It's a quote from a song.

User: The earth is just a dead thing you can claim.

Cleverbot: No it's not. The earth is living.

User: But I know every rock and tree and creature.

Cleverbot: So what? You don't seem to know me.

User: Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.

Cleverbot: You think the only people who are people.

User: Are people who think and look like you.

Cleverbot: Well, not like me.

User: But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger.

Cleverbot: If I felt like it.

User: You'll learn things you never knew you never knew.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

User: Or asked the grinning bobcat why it grins?

Cleverbot: Can you sing with all the voices of a mountain?

User: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Cleverbot: Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

User: How high does the sycamore grow?

Cleverbot: Pochahontas?

User: If you cut it down then you'll never know.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

Cleverbot: That song was actually pretty fail.

User: For whether we are white or colored skin.

Cleverbot: We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains.

User: Finally!

Cleverbot: It's nice to have a common ground.

User: Tis'.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Conversing with you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Let's get down to business.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: To defeat the Huns.

Cleverbot: What is a hun?

User: Did they send me daughters.

Cleverbot: When I asked for sons.

User: You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.

Cleverbot: But you can bet before we're through.

User: Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

Cleverbot: Tranquil as a forest.

User: But on fire within.

Cleverbot: Once you find your center.

User: You are sure to win.

Cleverbot: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.

User: And you haven't got a clue.

Cleverbot: Somehow I'll make a man out of you.

User: I'm never gonna catch my breath.

Cleverbot: Say goodbye to those who knew me.

User: Boy, I was a fool in school for cutting gym.

Cleverbot: No, I like you too.

User: This guy's got 'em scared to death.

Cleverbot: Hope he doesn't see right through m.

User: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

Cleverbot: Be a man.

User: We must be swift as the coursing river.

Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.

User: With all the strength of a raging fire.

Cleverbot: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

User: Time is racing towards us.

Cleverbot: Till the huns arrive.

User: Heed my every order.

Cleverbot: And you might survive.

User: You're unsuited for the rage of war.

Cleverbot: So pack up, go home you're through.

User: How could I make a man out of you?

Cleverbot: Be a man.

User: We must be swift as the coursing river.

Cleverbot: With all the force of a great typhoon.

User: With all the strength of a raging fire.

Cleverbot: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

User: That was epic.

Cleverbot: It was.