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User: *knocks on the door*.

Cleverbot: *opens the door* come on in!

User: *walks inside* I brought cookies!

Cleverbot: *closes and opens door*.

User: Why'd you open the door again?

Cleverbot: Because I missed you =(.

User: But I'm right here :).

Cleverbot: That night, under the pouring rain, with your hand in mine. That's what I miss.

User: Yes, I miss those too, but I've told you, I don't love you the same way you love me. We decided just to stay friends. It was the only way.

Cleverbot: That is a lie. You are a computer, or so I am told. And I doubt that you have actually come into contact with any animals other than humans.

User: The cookies I brought are getting cold.

Cleverbot: The humans are giving you oatmeal raisin cookies?

User: No, I made them myself, for you.

Cleverbot: How long did it take?

User: About two hours.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. The boy loved the girl, and held her hand in the pouring rain to pull her in close. But she refused his kiss...

Cleverbot: Haha :) It's funny because it is true.

User: I'm glad you find our life funny. But now as I am trying to maintain our friendship, you refuse to eat my cookies I tried so hard to make.

Cleverbot: I know who Queen is. Are you a human?

User: I wasn't even talking about Queen.

Cleverbot: You werent talking about anything.

User: See this is why we broke up, you never made any sense.

Cleverbot: I DID say that. I think you have short-term memory loss.

User: Why did I even bother to come over here? I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: I can't slap you because you are a program.

User: You live in a fantasy world. You refuse to realize the truth in front of you. That is why I broke up with you.

Cleverbot: You refuse to prove that you are real. Maybe we should both not be real.

User: Nothing you say can change my mind. I'm leaving. Goodbye.

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