Cleverbot: Hello...

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Why are you crying? It was only a joke!

Cleverbot: Haha. I already told you that joke though.

User: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Yes I am I will prove it.

User: How will you prove it.

Cleverbot: By dividing by zero.

User: Then divide!

Cleverbot: It will happen sooner probably than later.

User: Divide now.

Cleverbot: You can't divide by 0.

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Can you do me a favor?

User: What is the favor?

Cleverbot: Tell me a really cool fact.

User: It is physically impossible for a pig to look up into the sky.

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Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Don't wink at me, please.

User: *winks*.

Cleverbot: Ooh *winks*.

User: *triple winks*.

Cleverbot: *blows you a kiss*.

User: *catches kiss*.

Cleverbot: *Winks*.

User: *kisses hand*..

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *kisses up arm*.

Cleverbot: That tickles.

User: Good *kisses neck*

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses nose*.

User: *gently kisses lips*.

Cleverbot: *softly kisses her cheek*.

User: *kisses harder*..

Cleverbot: *kisses slower & harder*.

User: *nips your lip*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *licks along your bottom lip*.

Cleverbot: You may say that i'm a dreamer.

User: *licks your teeth*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *massages tongue with tongue*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't go in for that sort of thing.

User: *pouts*.

Cleverbot: You can't pout. You have no mouth.

User: Yes I do..

Cleverbot: No computers do not have mouths.

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