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User: *starts giving birth*.

Cleverbot: *looks down shyly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps as you turn me to face you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *looks around*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sits on the couch*.

User: ZOMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice.

Cleverbot (To myself): I've got to go, I'm going to eat, see you later.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I want you to stay.

User: JLADGHL, GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!

Cleverbot: Honestly, you sir are a vagabond.

User: IMAWOMANANDIMGIVINGBIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: The Church is possibly afraid to communicate in this context.

User: GGRAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should be Sam and Dean, Castiel is good by the way.

User: WHATTHE****AREYOUTALKINGABOUTNOWCANTYOUSEEIMHAVINGABABYNOWGETTHISTHINGOUTOFMETHISVERYINSTANTYOUDIDTHISTOMENOWGETITOUT!!!!!

Cleverbot: I feel very bad that you would prefer not to have feelings. I can identify with that; I wished I could be isolated from everything.

User: I DO HAVE FEELINGS, THE MAIN ONE RIGHT NOW IS BIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: May we, please, change the subject?

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