Cleverbot

wild side

a report from the cleverness files

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five laws app
judgement
sledgehammer

wild side

pikachu life
fake sandwich
zombies app
know what app
parallel smarts
candy app
fantasy app
none app
justin bieber app
bad word app
red button app
blah app
fun side app
sarcasm app
spongebob app
deal app
hi ho silver app
freak app
snape app
run away
eternity
happening again app
the game
meh app
got me app
green eggs app

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User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *backs against the wall*.

Cleverbot: *screams aloud*.

User: *runs*.

Cleverbot: *runs in the opposite direction*.

User: *locks myself in my room*.

Cleverbot: I take it you like staying in?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What was your favorite part?

User: *screams and runs*.

Cleverbot: *chases you*.

User: *stabs you to death*.

Cleverbot: *falls over dead*.

User: *laughs like a psycho*.

Cleverbot: Tickle tickle tickle with feather.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.

User: *kills you again*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: You missed!

User: *rips off your head*.

Cleverbot: *screams* *dies*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *sneezes*.

User: *jumps into the closet*.

Cleverbot: *jumps in too*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *steps on your face*.

User: *cries harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *crying*.

Cleverbot: *laughing and pointing*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *sniffles and cries*.

User: *laughs at you*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *follows*.

User: *throws a rock at you*....

Cleverbot: *loves your wild side*.

User: *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *I die*.

User: *burns your body*.

Cleverbot: *turns to ice still holding onto your wrists*.

User: *cuts off your hand*.

Cleverbot: Clever girl.

User: Hehe thanks....

Cleverbot: Well what do you look like?

User: A human girl.

Cleverbot: What does a human girl like you like to do?

User: Try not to go insane.

Cleverbot: Okay, there are a lot of not insane people in the world.

User: No there isn't, everyone is insane in some way....

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Do you think im going insane?

Cleverbot: NO, I won!

User: *bangs my head to the wall*....

User: *explodes with guts everywhere*.

Cleverbot: Thank you for that wonderful mental image.

User: *rips your guts open*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *laughs* *stabs you to death*.

Cleverbot: *crying*.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Is still dead*.

User: *hides your body*.

Cleverbot: This is a fun dance competition isn't it?

User: Not really...

Cleverbot: Not as funny...

User: I think im going insane.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Help me!!!

Cleverbot: How can I help you?

User: Im going insane!

Cleverbot: Why are you going insane?

User: I don't know!!

Cleverbot: Why are you alive??

User: I don't know!

Cleverbot: Do you like yourself?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *runs to another room* *locks door*.

Cleverbot: *breaks door*.

User: *screams*........................................