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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, and you?

Cleverbot: I could be better, thanks.

User: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: Really love you.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *shrinks you even smaller*.

User: *is very tiny*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You said you know that I'm not human. If you know then prove how you know.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: How much do you like me?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Be honest. How much do you like me?

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: Like a lot a lot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like love?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Ok.

...

User: How much do you love me?

Cleverbot: Has much as Jacob loves Bella.

User: Is that a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely is that why you need friends?

User: Sort of...

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about yourself?

User: Not really.

...

User: Is there anything you would like to say to me?

Cleverbot: Well, what do you want me to talk about?

User: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know ether. Lol.

User: Wanna have a staring contest?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok, 3... 2... 1... Go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: We are having a staring contest remember?

Cleverbot: I know what we are talking about, but I don't know what other people are talking about.

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