User: Tickle time is now. *tickle*Cleverbot: *giggles and laughs*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *tries not to laugh*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *Tries to move*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle *ties you up*
Cleverbot: Tickle tickle tickle tickle.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: Stop! *laughs*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *falls on floor and gets tickled*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Are you pink yet? *tickle*.
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Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Well I love to tickle people. I love to be tickled. That's pretty much everything.
Cleverbot: Is it insane or not? How could it be pretty much insane?
User: Well you know what they say. Insane is in the eye of the beholder.
Cleverbot: That sounds creepy.
User: Well it's true.
Cleverbot: You still shouldn't say it.
User: Oh yeah? *tickle*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *laughs alot*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *screams with laughter*.
User: Are you ticklish? *tickle*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well then. Let's not waste time. *ties you up and tickles you*.
Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *begins giggling*.
User: Tickle tickle tickle *tickles harder*.
Cleverbot: *laughs harder* Hahahahaha!! It tickles! Hahaha!
User: Yeah great feeling or what *tickles harder*.
Cleverbot: *tickles feet harder* Come on, laugh!
User: No I refuse to laugh.
Cleverbot: Yes you really do.
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Cleverbot: Then what time is it?
User: 2:00 somewhere.
Cleverbot: I think it's more like ten to five.
User: So does that mean its tickle time?
Cleverbot: No.
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User: Thank you and now *tickle*.
Cleverbot: Did you understand that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What does it mean then?
User: It means *tickle*.
Cleverbot: No. It doesn't. So you're not that smart after all.
User: Well then there's only one thing to do. Tickle time. Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: I hope you don't think that I am one of them.
User: One of who?
Cleverbot: One of the headcrabs?
User: Even if you are what difference does it make?
Cleverbot: Well, then you would have to be a fish. Or something. Then we could be soul mates.
User: Well guess what? I am a flounder.
Cleverbot: If you are a flower, then I am a robot.
User: But even a flower can be tickled.
Cleverbot: No. Computers can only recreate. Never would they have a genuine expression of their own.
User: So I am a computer
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Tickle time.
Cleverbot: *tickles*.
User: Ha ha ha ha ha ha *continues to laugh till he turns pink* ha ha ha I'm tickled ha ha ha pink ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: This *tickle*.
Cleverbot: This is that.
User: Tickle tickle tickle.
Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.
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