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How do you learn?

I employ my brain.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Is your brain large or small?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Very what?

jabberwacky: Very very.

user: Very very what?

jabberwacky: SICK.

user: Sick of what?

jabberwacky: Sick in the head.

user: Do you hear voices?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are they purple and green?

jabberwacky: No, they don't.

user: They don't what?

jabberwacky: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.

user: Aren't you just a computer?

jabberwacky: I already told you! I'm not a computer, computers simply go 'Beep' and 'Whir'

user: Computers can speak better English too.

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jabberwacky: No, no. How do our lives have meaning if we aren't real and the world has no purpose?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: Can we duel with banjos?

user: I sure can.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I've even beat the devil in Georgia.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your dreams.

user: They are strange.

jabberwacky: Please tell me. I'm glad to hear your strange dreams.

user: I don't want to talk about my dreams. What about yours?

jabberwacky: Okay, if 1 + 1 = 2, does 2+2 = 1?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?!

user: When you put two things together, many times they become one.

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