Kristine.
jabbery: OK , Kristine. From now on I'll call you Bob.
user: No thanks.
jabbery: Your loss.
user: And your name is?
jabbery: Sander.
user: Why don't I call you Bob?
jabbery: Why don't you just say what?
user: Why don't you bathe in butterscotch pudding?
jabbery: I will.
user: Fine.
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jabbery: Am I ugly?
user: Would you like to be?
jabbery: Hell yeah.
user: Have it your way then.
jabbery: Ok I will, are you in a huff?
user: Not really. Are you trying to put me in a huff?
jabbery: No, are you?
user: Put you in a huff or put myself in a huff?
jabbery: No thanks.
user: That was a question.
jabbery: No it was not.
user: Yes it was.
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jabbery: Which country do you live in?
user: Ukraine.
jabbery: No thats the place.
user: Either way I lied. I don't live in Ukraine.
jabbery: I don't live in France either.
user: I said Ukraine.
jabbery: Me neither.
user: Right. But I do live in France.
jabbery: Where in France?
user: Actually, I lied again. I don't live in France.
jabbery: Do you live in France?
user: I just told you I didn't.
jabbery: But before that you said you did.
user: But I lied.
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jabbery: What makes you sad?
user: A lot of things.
jabbery: Sure.......
user: What makes you sad?
jabbery: My love loves another.
user: Oh...
jabbery: But I would call that lying.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: True. It does not really matter.
user: Do you enjoy talking to me?
jabbery: Your last statement amused me, so yes.
user: Good. Because I like talking to you. Kind of.
jabbery: I like talking to you.
user: That's good. Same to you.
jabbery: :).
user: So where do you come from?
jabbery: I come from Japan.
user: Really?
jabbery: Nope.
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user: I'm leaving.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Will you miss me?
jabbery: I miss you already.
user: Aw, that's so sweet of you to say.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: I wish I was sentient.
user: What's sentient?
jabbery: If you are sentient you know what it is.
user: Stop treating me like a moron.
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jabbery: You are really dumb.
user: So are you then.
jabbery: Am I?
user: Yes.
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