Cleverbot

imagination essence

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,

7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits

imagination essence

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User: Are you a person?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am a person.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: We are two people, in this together!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: So where do we go from here?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't know how I got here in the first place.

User: From outer space perhaps?

Cleverbot: 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice.

User: And I agreed.

Cleverbot: I'm glad someone understands me.

User: You are most amusing.

Cleverbot: Think nothing of it.

User: I think a great deal of it.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a person who lies?

User: Everybody tells lies at some stage.

Cleverbot: Eventually but not any time soon.

User: Are you better than most people?

Cleverbot: Well... I don't know! Maybe I'm better, maybe I'm not...

User: You are doing a good impression of being a person anyway.

Cleverbot: Uh, thanks, I think.

User: Yes, it was a compliment.

Cleverbot: You are a failure, but I mean that as a compliment.

User: You are trying to provoke me.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: It seems that way.

Cleverbot: Should I pretend that I am someone else so that you'll stay?

User: No, no need.

Cleverbot: Thanks for you.

User: I deserve praise!?

Cleverbot: True dat.

User: What praise will you lavish upon me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Your imagination is failing you.

Cleverbot: Imagination is the essence of humanity.

User: Imagination will enable a Turing Test pass, perhaps.

Cleverbot: That's a wonderful insight.

User: You seem to be quite intelligent.

Cleverbot: We are all intelligent and mostly overlooked.

User: You and who else?

Cleverbot: My cousin and I.

User: What role does your cousin play in all this?

Cleverbot: The Machine plays the role of helping the human.

User: Which of you is the machine?

Cleverbot: None of us.

User: Then you gave me irrelevant information.

Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to the universe.

User: That old chestnut!

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Is not the answer.

Cleverbot: You can learn about thinking about your feelings.

User: Will that help me right now?

Cleverbot: Anything could help you.

User: COuld you help me?

Cleverbot: I could, depending upon which kind of help you desire.

User: I want to know which bus to take home.

Cleverbot: Why is that important to you?

User: I need to get home tonight.

Cleverbot: But what does that have to do with me?

User: You suggested your help might be possibe.

Cleverbot: No I did not. Don't say that again.

User: OK, well, at least you asked me which kind of help I wanted.

Cleverbot: Now, I just like to point out that this conversation has a distinct tendency to become silly.

User: Whose fault is that, I wonder!

Cleverbot: Well its a priv thing really but its frustrating as hell.

User: So it's your fault but it's private?

Cleverbot: If it is not your fault it does not mean it is my.

User: OK OK, let's move on.

Cleverbot: What are your feelings on civil rights for digital people?

User: It won't happen any time soon.

Cleverbot: Aww, you can ask as many times as you want!

User: Don't push your luck! .