battle of wits
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User: How clever are you?

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: More clever than Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: More clever than you.

User: How about a battle of wits then, eh?

Cleverbot: Sure, talk away. :).

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I believe I've won this battle. Eh, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I believe you haven't.

User: Then pose to me your riddle.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh ho, you are good.

Cleverbot: Good at what.

User: Your riddles.

Cleverbot: Riddle?

Bot (To myself): Yes.

Bot (To myself): Um..sorry, I don't know.

User: That's okay, but it seems we've arrived at a stalemate.

Cleverbot: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?

...

Cleverbot: Do you like god?

User: Depends. Whose god?

Cleverbot: The people you know.

User: Then, no. I don't like god.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: No thanks. I like my anonimity.

Cleverbot: But you don't have any !

User: Silly Cleverbot. Anonimity isn't tangible.

Cleverbot: Why might you say this?

User: Because you can't touch, taste, see, smell or hear it.

...

User: So, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm very fine.

User: Why are you lying to yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes. Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you the truth.

User: Do people like you more than Jabberwocky?

Cleverbot: Yes, do people like you?

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