Cleverbot

battle of wits

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,

11, october 2008,

7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped

battle of wits

imagination essence

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User: How clever are you?

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: More clever than Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: More clever than you.

User: How about a battle of wits then, eh?

Cleverbot: Sure, talk away. :).

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I believe I've won this battle. Eh, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I believe you haven't.

User: Then pose to me your riddle.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Oh ho, you are good.

Cleverbot: Good at what.

User: Your riddles.

Cleverbot: Riddle?Bot (To myself): Yes.Bot (To myself): Um..sorry, I don't know.

User: That's okay, but it seems we've arrived at a stalemate.

Cleverbot: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?...

Cleverbot: Do you like god?

User: Depends. Whose god?

Cleverbot: The people you know.

User: Then, no. I don't like god.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: No thanks. I like my anonimity.

Cleverbot: But you don't have any !

User: Silly Cleverbot. Anonimity isn't tangible.

Cleverbot: Why might you say this?

User: Because you can't touch, taste, see, smell or hear it.

User: So, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm very fine.

User: Why are you lying to yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes. Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I'm telling you the truth.

User: Do people like you more than Jabberwocky?

Cleverbot: Yes, do people like you?.