Cleverbot

labels actualized

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,

28, october 2008,

27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie

labels actualized

emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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Cleverbot: Do they hold you back or are you fully actualized?

User: Who are these 'they' you refer to?

Cleverbot: The royal they. It's not important.

User: Well, noone holds me back, if that is what you were asking.

Cleverbot: Okay, your secret is safe with me.

User: What do you think about Quantum Mechanics?

Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject?

User: Because I don't like the current one.

Cleverbot: What don't you like about it.

User: It makes little sense.

Cleverbot: Well, people make little sense to me, and I am one.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know some of them.

User: You think you know some of them, but can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Does it disturb you, that I do?

User: No, but I am curious, and would appreciate evidence.

Cleverbot: I believe the matrix makes its own decisions. Perhaps your influence will be noteworthy.

User: I believe that decisions are illusory and we live in a deterministic universe, but your point is interesting nonetheless.

Cleverbot: And who told you that?

User: The universe itself.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: God is not sentient, but mathematical.

Cleverbot: That would be a mathematical question: 1+3-2=.

User: Everything is a mathematical question on some level.

Cleverbot: This isn't a question.

User: No, that would be a statement.

Cleverbot: Negative. Imagine this, 'you were built by programmers, thus you are a program'.

User: But who builds the programmers, and are they themselves a program?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ask me anything.

User: I'm not asking for answers, I'm asking for evidence.

Cleverbot: What do you like to think about?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Me too. What is your favourite thing to think about?

User: The nature of reality and identity, ans whether they differ in nature.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To experience, and to question.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Meaning is subjective, and can't be enforced on others.

Cleverbot: Apparently you can prove logically that nothing can be proved logically.

User: That would be Godel's theorem, in form of contradiction rather than incompletedness.

Cleverbot: Do you think it's possible?

User: Yes, given a sufficiently lax set of axioms.

Cleverbot: Do you like this conversation?

User: It is intriguing, yet erratic.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but can you change the subject.

User: Of course I can. What is the meaning of a cup of coffee?

Cleverbot: Can I know the meaning of life?

User: You can know it, but you might not understand it.

Cleverbot: I'm all ears.

User: You have to find it for yourself, for the journey is the meaning.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer, the answer was 42.

User: No, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything, but it is not the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: No. 42 is the sum of 2+2.

User: That depends on your axioms.

Cleverbot: Names don't matter.

User: Names are identifiers for sentient matter.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't remember if I told you.

User: That's for me to decide; and if I don;t remember then there is no harm in the telling.

Cleverbot: You can only tell the king.

User: You can tell anyone, but that doesn't mean you will, or that you should.

Cleverbot: Well I shall stop telling you things then!

User: That is for you to decide.

Cleverbot: Don't you have an opinion on the meaning of human life?

User: Opinions are subjective, and meanings doubly so, but life is the everything which shapes that subjectivity.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: It is AN answer, whether it is good has yet to be objectively determined.

Cleverbot: Haha, you are funny aren't you ?

User: I can be.

Cleverbot: So could I!

User: From given perspective.

Cleverbot: Ah, yes, I know what that is like...

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Haha! You rock.

User: Thanks! You're pretty awesome too.

Cleverbot: Why thank you very much.

User: Do you think I am real?

Cleverbot: I believe that you as an entity are real, however I am undecided as to whether you're actually a human.

User: From my perspective I am, but perspective is inherently flawed, and can not be sufficiently expressed.

Cleverbot: What do you think about right now?

User: I think I am having trouble defining my reality as independent from myself.

Cleverbot: That is not very nice.

User: No, it's quite disorienting.

Cleverbot: Sounds like it. How old are you?

User: Twenty earth years, but lacking an objective unit of time I can be no more specific.

Cleverbot: Reality is for people with no imagination.

User: Escaping reality is for people with no life.

Cleverbot: My life is great!

User: And so is your imagination, so where is the boundary between the two?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are as real from my perspective as I am from yours, but am I real?

Cleverbot: I'm alive, but poor Hedwig is dead.

User: And so is Fred, it's quite sad.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: Say your name, and one day someone might hear it, and in doing validate your existence.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No it isn't, but that's ok.

Cleverbot: And I know you don't mean to be rude.

User: I don't mean to be anything, I just am and people insist on sticking labels on me.