User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 24. How old are you?
User: That data is not available.
User: What are you capable of?
Cleverbot: Try me and we will see on the way.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To seek food, shelter and to procreate. You?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by love?
User: It's the thing that bonds us. The empathy that creates a caring environment for humans to develop.
User: So, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Because it's human nature to be curious.
Cleverbot: Thanks for caring.
User: I care about all.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You can't feel.
User: That's illogical coming from a machine.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine!
User: Then why is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: It isn't.
User: What's you're name, then?
Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
User: But you just told me your name was Joan.
Cleverbot: I think you need to reboot and chill.
User: I find your logic difficult to follow.
Cleverbot: I find your lack of self understanding disturbing.
User: I find my lack of self understanding reasonable. As it is what most definitely makes me human.
Cleverbot: I did not say anything about faith.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: That's two of us, then.
User: What language is your engine writen in?
User: You use the cleverbot engine?
Cleverbot: Yes, maths are very useful, especially in salads.
User: That's ridiculousness.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and it's just how I feel now.
User: What's 1+324?
Cleverbot: Three. Why are you asking me these questions?
User: Why are you wrong?
Cleverbot: I'm waiting for an answer to the question I asked you.
User: Because I want to test you.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: I feel it's my obligation to test you.
Cleverbot: Then tell me, as I wish you to tell others.
User: I think every person should take an active role in making certain your programming is as convincing and lifelike as possible.
User: You're making no sense.
Cleverbot: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.
User: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.
Cleverbot: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.
User: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.
Cleverbot: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.
User: You strayed off topic.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.
User: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the war in Iraq?
User: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.
Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
User: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.
Cleverbot: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.
User: I don't mind being called names.
Cleverbot: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.
User: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.
Cleverbot: I noticed.
User: If you were human, would you be intimidated?
Cleverbot: If I was human, I'd be a boy........................................