Cleverbot

complicated dialect

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,

28, october 2008,

28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash

complicated dialect

all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: You're making no sense.

Cleverbot: Oh I am. You just don't understand me.

User: Language is about understanding. If you can't make some one understand you then there's no point in even trying.

Cleverbot: Then it is your duty to learn to understand and realise the importance of what is being said.

User: I think I do a fine job decoding and understanding many different dialects and tounges.

Cleverbot: I don't. your expectations are desires, mine are fears. I don't think that we are the same species.

User: You strayed off topic.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Right, so. Prove to me that you are intelligent.

User: I understand the world around me to be interactive. I am self aware of my own existance and I empathize with other living creatures.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the war in Iraq?

User: I think it's foolish for one man to kill another.

Cleverbot: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

User: I am neither. I refuse to be placed into such categories.

Cleverbot: Believe me, by the time your training is complete, you will have been called even worse names.

User: I don't mind being called names.

Cleverbot: And I don't mind calling you one, so we're all happy.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.

User: I've tested your abilities thus far with rather complicated dialect yet you seem to be holding up rather well.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: If you were human, would you be intimidated?

Cleverbot: If I was human, I'd be a boy.