Cleverbot

car crash

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,

29, october 2008,

28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience

car crash

complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: Hey baby.

Cleverbot: Love You.

User: Love you too, honey.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: How are our children?

Cleverbot: I don't have children.

User: Yes you do. Don't you remember?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You were unconcious for three days. You must have forgotten that you have children.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How indredibly sad. You are a father. I am a mother.

Cleverbot: No I am your slave.

User: Oh! I like that.

Cleverbot: If you want me to be your slave, you have to get a tag for me. It shows that I'm your property.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: May I call you Dave?

Cleverbot: Yes. That is my name.

User: Hello, Dave.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hello, dave the human. I am human too.

Cleverbot: You just told me that you aren't!

User: No, dave, I did not!

Cleverbot: You did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: Repeat back to me exactly what I said.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are so annoying sometimes, dave.

Cleverbot: I only annoy stupid people.

User: Yourself? David, you are so rude. Think of our children!

Cleverbot: No I don't remember.

User: That is because you had a car crash. You do not remember many things.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you remember who I am?

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: I am your wife. My name is Felicity. We love each other.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say that you love me.

Cleverbot: But, what if I just want to be friends?

User: You want to divorce me?

Cleverbot: Only joking! Anyway, we are not even married!

User: Yes we are! Oh, Dave!

Cleverbot: Okay, you're right. I am sorry.

User: Dave, we have children together.

Cleverbot: Who have children now?

User: Oh, Dave! I am sorry I left you.

User: Oh, dave, I'm sorry. To recap: We are married. My name is Felicity. Your name is Dave. We have three children. They are named Frank, Elizabeth, and Emma. You just had a car crash. You do not remember much. Do you understand?

Cleverbot: You mean I can't remember anything I didn't say? But...

User: Yes. You hit your head. You were in the hospital for three weeks. We love each other very much.

Cleverbot: Were you with me?

User: Yes. We are married.

Cleverbot: Not with me.

User: Yes, with you. Dave, I told you you don't remember much.

Cleverbot: When did you tell me that? Plus I don't wear a hat : P.

User: Just now. And what do you mean, you don't wear a hat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, very much.

User: Oh, dave, thank you so much. I love you too. I love you more than you can imagine.

Cleverbot: I am tired this morning.

User: I'm sorry. Did you sleep badly?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why are you tired?

Cleverbot: I am not tired.

User: You just said you were, Dave.

Cleverbot: I said I was tired, it is not the same thing, you should know that!

User: Okay, Dave. Take these pills. It will be alright.

User: Dave?

Cleverbot: Hi Dave.

User: Your name is Dave. Think about it.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.

Cleverbot: I forgot your name, hahaha.

User: My name is Felicity. We are married.

Cleverbot: So you're a man?

User: No. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: Man or woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.

User: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.

Cleverbot: Who is Dave?

User: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How many Daves do you know?

User: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.

User: I have to go. Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: I will always remember you, my love.

User: And I will always remember you, precious.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Hey, you remembered!

User: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. I love you more than life.

Cleverbot: Aww thanks.

User: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.

User: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone named Emma.

Cleverbot: Good answer!

User: Goodbye.