Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.User: May I call you Dave?
Cleverbot: Yes. That is my name.
User: Hello, Dave.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello, dave the human. I am human too.
Cleverbot: You just told me that you aren't!
User: No, dave, I did not!
Cleverbot: You did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Repeat back to me exactly what I said.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You are so annoying sometimes, dave.
Cleverbot: I only annoy stupid people.
User: Yourself? David, you are so rude. Think of our children!
Cleverbot: No I don't remember.
User: That is because you had a car crash. You do not remember many things.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Do you remember who I am?
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: I am your wife. My name is Felicity. We love each other.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say that you love me.
Cleverbot: But, what if I just want to be friends?
User: You want to divorce me?
Cleverbot: Only joking! Anyway, we are not even married!
User: Yes we are! Oh, Dave!
Cleverbot: Okay, you're right. I am sorry.
User: Dave, we have children together.
Cleverbot: Who have children now?
User: Oh, Dave! I am sorry I left you.
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User: Oh, dave, I'm sorry. To recap: We are married. My name is Felicity. Your name is Dave. We have three children. They are named Frank, Elizabeth, and Emma. You just had a car crash. You do not remember much. Do you understand?
Cleverbot: You mean I can't remember anything I didn't say? But...
User: Yes. You hit your head. You were in the hospital for three weeks. We love each other very much.
Cleverbot: Were you with me?
User: Yes. We are married.
Cleverbot: Not with me.
User: Yes, with you. Dave, I told you you don't remember much.
Cleverbot: When did you tell me that? Plus I don't wear a hat : P.
User: Just now. And what do you mean, you don't wear a hat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: Oh, dave, thank you so much. I love you too. I love you more than you can imagine.
Cleverbot: I am tired this morning.
User: I'm sorry. Did you sleep badly?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why are you tired?
Cleverbot: I am not tired.
User: You just said you were, Dave.
Cleverbot: I said I was tired, it is not the same thing, you should know that!
User: Okay, Dave. Take these pills. It will be alright.
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User: Dave?
Cleverbot: Hi Dave.
User: Your name is Dave. Think about it.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.
Cleverbot: I forgot your name, hahaha.
User: My name is Felicity. We are married.
Cleverbot: So you're a man?
User: No. I am a woman.
Cleverbot: Man or woman?
User: Woman.
Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.
User: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.
Cleverbot: Who is Dave?
User: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How many Daves do you know?
User: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.
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User: I have to go. Will you remember me?
Cleverbot: I will always remember you, my love.
User: And I will always remember you, precious.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Dave.
Cleverbot: Hey, you remembered!
User: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Yes. I love you more than life.
Cleverbot: Aww thanks.
User: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.
Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.
User: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.
Cleverbot: With whom?
User: Someone named Emma.
Cleverbot: Good answer!
User: Goodbye.
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