Cleverbot

car crash

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,

29, october 2008,

28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience

car crash

complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: Dave?

Cleverbot: Hi Dave.

User: Your name is Dave. Think about it.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.

Cleverbot: I forgot your name, hahaha.

User: My name is Felicity. We are married.

Cleverbot: So you're a man?

User: No. I am a woman.

Cleverbot: Man or woman?

User: Woman.

Cleverbot: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.

User: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.

Cleverbot: Who is Dave?

User: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How many Daves do you know?

User: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.

User: I have to go. Will you remember me?

Cleverbot: I will always remember you, my love.

User: And I will always remember you, precious.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: Hey, you remembered!

User: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes. I love you more than life.

Cleverbot: Aww thanks.

User: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.

Cleverbot: Yes. And I love you just as much.

User: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Someone named Emma.

Cleverbot: Good answer!

User: Goodbye.