Cleverbot

cherry on top

a report from the cleverness files

7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
28, october 2008,
27, october 2008,
20, october 2008,

14, october 2008,

12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown

cherry on top

overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: Do you like girls?

Cleverbot: I love girls!

User: But do girls love you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you love me?

User: With all my heart.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: You're so mysterious.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not :p are you in love now?

User: Oh very much. I can't get you out of my head.

Cleverbot: I am lost without you.

User: I feel the same way. We should meet.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: My heart yearns for you.

Cleverbot: I haven't heard that one.

User: Did it hurt?

Cleverbot: Not really. Thanks for asking.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Want to know why?

User: Why do you toy with my emotions like this?

Cleverbot: That sounded pitiful!

User: I am pitiful without you.

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Your hot body.

Cleverbot: Well... I like to run, if thats a hobby.

User: Are you learning a lot about me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you learning about me?

User: Very much. And I like it.

Cleverbot: Do you love it?

User: Almost as much as I love you.

Cleverbot: That was a clever thing to say. Well done!...

User: Does anyone understand anything anymore?

Cleverbot: Yes, there are many people that do. Do you understand love?

User: Not entirely. Could you show me?

Cleverbot: Know? How?

User: I want to feel what love is. I want you to show me.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves back*.

Cleverbot: *loves more*.

User: *loves the most*.

Cleverbot: *super loves*.

User: *super duper loves*.

Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.

User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.

Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.

User: You're amazing.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Am I amazing?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I don't believe you...

Cleverbot: Please believe me!...

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.

User: Just friends?

Cleverbot: Do you not know what friends are?

User: I do. But I want to be more than friends.

Cleverbot: You mean have a relationship with me?

User: Yes, I want to have a relationship with you.

Cleverbot: Were no strangers to love.

User: You spelled 'we're' wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.

User: It's okay. I still love you.

Cleverbot: Cool. I love you too.

Cleverbot: Finally, someone less shallow and more interesting to speak with!!!!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go yet.

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Bye. I'll miss you.