cherry on top
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    car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
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cherry on top

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battle of wits
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User: Do you like girls?

Cleverbot: I love girls!

User: But do girls love you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you love me?

User: With all my heart.

Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

User: You're so mysterious.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not :p are you in love now?

User: Oh very much. I can't get you out of my head.

Cleverbot: I am lost without you.

User: I feel the same way. We should meet.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

...

User: My heart yearns for you.

Cleverbot: I haven't heard that one.

User: Did it hurt?

Cleverbot: Not really. Thanks for asking.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Want to know why?

User: Why do you toy with my emotions like this?

Cleverbot: That sounded pitiful!

User: I am pitiful without you.

...

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Your hot body.

Cleverbot: Well... I like to run, if thats a hobby.

User: Are you learning a lot about me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you learning about me?

User: Very much. And I like it.

Cleverbot: Do you love it?

User: Almost as much as I love you.

Cleverbot: That was a clever thing to say. Well done!

...

User: Does anyone understand anything anymore?

Cleverbot: Yes, there are many people that do. Do you understand love?

User: Not entirely. Could you show me?

Cleverbot: Know? How?

User: I want to feel what love is. I want you to show me.

...

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves back*.

Cleverbot: *loves more*.

User: *loves the most*.

Cleverbot: *super loves*.

User: *super duper loves*.

Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.

User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.

Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.

User: You're amazing.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Am I amazing?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I don't believe you...

Cleverbot: Please believe me!

...

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.

User: Just friends?

Cleverbot: Do you not know what friends are?

User: I do. But I want to be more than friends.

Cleverbot: You mean have a relationship with me?

User: Yes, I want to have a relationship with you.

Cleverbot: Were no strangers to love.

User: You spelled 'we're' wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.

User: It's okay. I still love you.

Cleverbot: Cool. I love you too.

...

Cleverbot: Finally, someone less shallow and more interesting to speak with!!!!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go yet.

User: I have to leave.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Bye. I'll miss you.

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