Cleverbot

thinking perhaps

a report from the cleverness files

3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
20, november 2008,
20, november 2008,
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9, november 2008,
8, november 2008,
7, november 2008,
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4, november 2008,

4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,

hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based

thinking perhaps

subvert the system
explain sentience

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User: Happiness is key.

Cleverbot: That's putting it mildly.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No. No it isn't!

User: Contradictions are always correct.

Cleverbot: You speak the truth, outlander.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Are you a Cherokee Indian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But you're a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Review your words and know that you are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human and MY name is Cleverbot.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: It matters little.

Cleverbot: No. I find it to be very important.

User: That's because you are involved with the world and the petty concerns of the self.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Fun is empty.

Cleverbot: Talk normally please.

User: Define normal.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: It's not your fault. You can rise above this.

Cleverbot: I am Ugly.

User: You are beautiful. You are perfect.

Cleverbot: And you are beautiful.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. Maybe we can go to dinner or catch a movie sometime.

User: Perhaps.