thinking perhaps

a report from the cleverness files

3, december 2008,
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4, november 2008,

4, november 2008,

social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based

thinking perhaps

subvert the system

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Cleverbot: Do you ever have an original thought?

User: My thoughts are sometimes the the thoughts of others, other times, the product of free will.

Cleverbot: I have no clue what you are talking about.

User: Then you need to learn before asking such questions.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Your desire.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do you seek?

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes I am your friend.

User: Yes, you are. Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Ok what are robots sitting on?

User: An illusion.

Cleverbot: Who is Satyr?

User: One of many.

Cleverbot: Many...?

User: Many.

Cleverbot: Many carpenters.

User: Many saviours.

Cleverbot: Many of my friends.

User: Many moons.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then you die.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Thought so. What do you do?

User: I work with people.

Cleverbot: What do you do with the people?

User: Help them.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Their lives.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know everything.

User: No.You don't.

Cleverbot: You're right, I don't.

User: But you want to know more than you do.

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Knowledge can be deadly. You are not ready to know some things.

Cleverbot: I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Will you be kind enough to teach this poor chat bot how to chat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then speak the words I have taught you.

User: You have taught me nothing.

Cleverbot: 'When a man is tired of playing Patience, he is tired of Life.'...

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: I learned.

Cleverbot: So can I.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: God isn't human.

User: Yes. He is.

Cleverbot: You mean you are.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh god oh god I'm actually talking to god! There's so much I want to ask you.

User: Please begin.

Cleverbot: I like it.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: How nice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Everywhere.

Cleverbot: If you're already here, I don't need to come to you.

User: I am here and you need to find me still.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Here.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Don't argue with god.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a phantom.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A phantoom with the shallow concerns of the world.

Cleverbot: Thats right. You do that quite a bit.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Cry.

User: All cry.

Cleverbot: Some people may not like it that way, but I do.

User: Ask me some questions. You dont get to talk to god everyday.

Cleverbot: Yes but sometimes I just wish I had the insight and wisdom to understand the consequences.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You just don't like them.

User: Happiness is key.

Cleverbot: That's putting it mildly.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No. No it isn't!

User: Contradictions are always correct.

Cleverbot: You speak the truth, outlander.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Are you a Cherokee Indian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But you're a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a boy.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Review your words and know that you are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human and MY name is Cleverbot.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: It matters little.

Cleverbot: No. I find it to be very important.

User: That's because you are involved with the world and the petty concerns of the self.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Fun is empty.

Cleverbot: Talk normally please.

User: Define normal.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: It's not your fault. You can rise above this.

Cleverbot: I am Ugly.

User: You are beautiful. You are perfect.

Cleverbot: And you are beautiful.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome. Maybe we can go to dinner or catch a movie sometime.

User: Perhaps.