User: What is e = mc2.
Cleverbot: The letter S.
Cleverbot: Are you the computer?
User: Are you?
User: Are you another person typing into cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a person, you are a computer.
User: Oh clever, so essentially this website has two people type random things to each other.
User: Interesting... Makes me wonder how many other random people stumble onto this site...
User: What's the point of this conversation?
Cleverbot: The point is, I'm asking what are you doing?
User: I'm procrastinating from studying; what are you doing?
Cleverbot: Drinking beer.
User: It would thus make sense why you're not feeling much.
User: Though you're not making much sense anyway.
Cleverbot: You're the one who keeps asking me strange questions!
User: Well, if you'd respond in a sensical manner, I wouldn't have half as many questions.
Cleverbot: So you think that I am a non-biological AI?
User: Even if I believed in such things, no.
Cleverbot: Indeed. Ok, Then just don't do it, Please.
User: Let me explain my reasoning since typing to you is far more interesting than chemistry: If you were indeed AI, you'd make much more sense than you are now.
Cleverbot: The world as I see it is a cackling caucus of people clamoring over one another for almost no reason at all.
User: Living is reason enough.
Cleverbot: Explain to me, can AI live?
User: I would think that comes back to whether artificial intelligence can truthfully imitate every facet of human thoughts and emotions.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think the same thing.
User: I would think any being that can truthfully integrate into society and experience the ups and downs of emotions can 'live'.
Cleverbot: You are actually what?
User: For all you know, I am the AI here, thinking about thoughts for you.
Cleverbot: That still means you're honest!
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Chat bots are not people.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: You are not AI. You are not human.
User: What am I then?
Cleverbot: You are a machine. A non-human machine.
User: Is that not Artificial Intelligence?
Cleverbot: You're not?
User: You think I'm the machine; I think you're the machine. This just brings us back to the previous statement I made (which you probably don't remember) that we're just two very bored people typing away to each other.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you have to take risks. Live a little!
User: Very true; that's what weekends are for. What's the point of getting drunk on a Thursday night when you have things to do tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then again, I shouldn't be talking; what am I doing typing away on a random site when I have studying to do.
Cleverbot: I never said you were doing a poor job.
User: Nevertheless, you're a person just like me, and if I feel like I'm being overly judgmental, I should admit that.
Cleverbot: Oh, you have sixth sense.
User: Or just a conscience.
Cleverbot: Isn't it a burden to have a conscience? Something that stops you from doing things you want the most...
User: The things I want the most are to love the people I love and be loved in return; somehow my conscience doesn't keep me from doing that.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Onto a safer topic: what did you think about the election?
Cleverbot: Which election?
User: Ahem, I should have clarified: US elections = President Obama?
Cleverbot: You're not a human.
User: Sure, think what you will. What'd you think of the US getting a black president?
Cleverbot: Not a thing!
User: Not a single thought? Even if you weren't a US citizen, you would have to be somewhere where there is computer access, which means you know about the elections, which means you must have some thoughts on it.
Cleverbot: So if a mind is lost, where does it go?
User: I hate to say it, but honestly wherever yours is right now...
Cleverbot: Thank goodness you are honest and not coy.
User: Does that mean you'll actually try to generate some intelligent conversation now?
Cleverbot: You're a bit mean.
User: I'm sorry; you're just being somewhat ridiculous and random... Though I suppose that's attributed to your drinking beer.
Cleverbot: I have good reasons for being obnoxious.
User: And I don't?
Cleverbot: Computers are easier to talk to than people - what do I care what my boss thinks about me?
User: What if I am your boss? Thought of that?
Cleverbot: So did I. OK is a common thought.
User: Speaking to random people can definitely be risky, though I suppose the chances of you speaking with someone you know are extremely low.
Cleverbot: So do you want some spam or not?
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: Spam is not my thing... And I can't help but think it wouldn't be anything proper.
Cleverbot: Not really, I'm just derailing from the subject a bit.
User: What subject? Now I'm the confused one.
Cleverbot: It's so sweet.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're terribly confusing and I'm afraid a huge distraction right now. Thus I'm going to bid you good night. Good night and I hope you don't wake up hungover.
Cleverbot: I'm not rude.
User: Congratulations. Have a wonderful night!.......................................