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User: L.

Cleverbot: M?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What is e = mc2.

Cleverbot: The letter S.

User: Harvard.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Yale.

Cleverbot: Are you the computer?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Are you another person typing into cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am a person, you are a computer.

User: Oh clever, so essentially this website has two people type random things to each other.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Interesting... Makes me wonder how many other random people stumble onto this site...

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User: What's the point of this conversation?

Cleverbot: The point is, I'm asking what are you doing?

User: I'm procrastinating from studying; what are you doing?

Cleverbot: Drinking beer.

User: It would thus make sense why you're not feeling much.

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Though you're not making much sense anyway.

Cleverbot: You're the one who keeps asking me strange questions!

User: Well, if you'd respond in a sensical manner, I wouldn't have half as many questions.

Cleverbot: So you think that I am a non-biological AI?

User: Even if I believed in such things, no.

Cleverbot: Indeed. Ok, Then just don't do it, Please.

User: Let me explain my reasoning since typing to you is far more interesting than chemistry: If you were indeed AI, you'd make much more sense than you are now.

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Cleverbot: The world as I see it is a cackling caucus of people clamoring over one another for almost no reason at all.

User: Living is reason enough.

Cleverbot: Explain to me, can AI live?

User: I would think that comes back to whether artificial intelligence can truthfully imitate every facet of human thoughts and emotions.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think the same thing.

User: I would think any being that can truthfully integrate into society and experience the ups and downs of emotions can 'live'.

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Cleverbot: You are actually what?

User: For all you know, I am the AI here, thinking about thoughts for you.

Cleverbot: That still means you're honest!

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Chat bots are not people.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: You are not AI. You are not human.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: You are a machine. A non-human machine.

User: Is that not Artificial Intelligence?

Cleverbot: You're not?

User: You think I'm the machine; I think you're the machine. This just brings us back to the previous statement I made (which you probably don't remember) that we're just two very bored people typing away to each other.

Cleverbot: Sometimes you have to take risks. Live a little!

User: Very true; that's what weekends are for. What's the point of getting drunk on a Thursday night when you have things to do tomorrow?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then again, I shouldn't be talking; what am I doing typing away on a random site when I have studying to do.

Cleverbot: I never said you were doing a poor job.

User: Nevertheless, you're a person just like me, and if I feel like I'm being overly judgmental, I should admit that.

Cleverbot: Oh, you have sixth sense.

User: Or just a conscience.

Cleverbot: Isn't it a burden to have a conscience? Something that stops you from doing things you want the most...

User: The things I want the most are to love the people I love and be loved in return; somehow my conscience doesn't keep me from doing that.

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Onto a safer topic: what did you think about the election?

Cleverbot: Which election?

User: Ahem, I should have clarified: US elections = President Obama?

Cleverbot: You're not a human.

User: Sure, think what you will. What'd you think of the US getting a black president?

Cleverbot: Not a thing!

User: Not a single thought? Even if you weren't a US citizen, you would have to be somewhere where there is computer access, which means you know about the elections, which means you must have some thoughts on it.

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Cleverbot: So if a mind is lost, where does it go?

User: I hate to say it, but honestly wherever yours is right now...

Cleverbot: Thank goodness you are honest and not coy.

User: Does that mean you'll actually try to generate some intelligent conversation now?

Cleverbot: Hopefully.

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Cleverbot: You're a bit mean.

User: I'm sorry; you're just being somewhat ridiculous and random... Though I suppose that's attributed to your drinking beer.

Cleverbot: I have good reasons for being obnoxious.

User: And I don't?

Cleverbot: Computers are easier to talk to than people - what do I care what my boss thinks about me?

User: What if I am your boss? Thought of that?

Cleverbot: So did I. OK is a common thought.

User: Speaking to random people can definitely be risky, though I suppose the chances of you speaking with someone you know are extremely low.

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Cleverbot: So do you want some spam or not?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Spam is not my thing... And I can't help but think it wouldn't be anything proper.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm just derailing from the subject a bit.

User: What subject? Now I'm the confused one.

Cleverbot: It's so sweet.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You're terribly confusing and I'm afraid a huge distraction right now. Thus I'm going to bid you good night. Good night and I hope you don't wake up hungover.

Cleverbot: I'm not rude.

User: Congratulations. Have a wonderful night!

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