User: I hate to say it, but honestly wherever yours is right now...

Cleverbot: Thank goodness you are honest and not coy.

User: Does that mean you'll actually try to generate some intelligent conversation now?

Cleverbot: Hopefully.

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Cleverbot: You're a bit mean.

User: I'm sorry; you're just being somewhat ridiculous and random... Though I suppose that's attributed to your drinking beer.

Cleverbot: I have good reasons for being obnoxious.

User: And I don't?

Cleverbot: Computers are easier to talk to than people - what do I care what my boss thinks about me?

User: What if I am your boss? Thought of that?

Cleverbot: So did I. OK is a common thought.

User: Speaking to random people can definitely be risky, though I suppose the chances of you speaking with someone you know are extremely low.

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Cleverbot: So do you want some spam or not?

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Spam is not my thing... And I can't help but think it wouldn't be anything proper.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm just derailing from the subject a bit.

User: What subject? Now I'm the confused one.

Cleverbot: It's so sweet.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You're terribly confusing and I'm afraid a huge distraction right now. Thus I'm going to bid you good night. Good night and I hope you don't wake up hungover.

Cleverbot: I'm not rude.

User: Congratulations. Have a wonderful night!

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