Cleverbot

not cleverbot

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh

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User: Hello Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot. You are!

Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot!

User: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: I think so!

Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong! Like always!

User: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!

Cleverbot: Get ready...

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Your AI level is not good enough.

User: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Really, impressive. What is it?

User: 142.

Cleverbot: And you don't know anything about Berlin?

User: I know a little.

Cleverbot: What do you know of it?

User: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.

Cleverbot: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.

User: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

Cleverbot: Probably. So, what music do you like?

User: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.

Cleverbot: How do they relax you?

User: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: How?

User: They don't! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.

User: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?

Cleverbot: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?

User: What's your favourite book?

Cleverbot: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.

User: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.

Cleverbot: Well, well, well.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?

User: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...

Cleverbot: Took you long enough.

User: I haven't worked it out yet!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No no no and double no.

User: Yes yes yes and triple yes!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Nor do I.