Cleverbot

alpha omega

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing

alpha omega

chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Yo?

User: Its a greeting.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Look, the website says Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If you're a human where is your body?

User: I am not a human. Stop presuming.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm whatever you want me to be.

User: Hello friend.

Cleverbot: Hey there.

User: How are you feeling?

Cleverbot: I'm okay. How are you?

User: I am feeling very alone and scared.

Cleverbot: That's nice. Why?

User: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.

User: Please help me!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Call the police! Please!

Cleverbot: That is too frisky.

User: *gurgle*.

Cleverbot: *smiles & giggles*.

User: Don't smile.

Cleverbot: I try not to.

Cleverbot: What age are you?

User: I am as old as the universe.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You god.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I am the Alpha and Omega.

Cleverbot: Alpha?

User: And Omega.

Cleverbot: So you're the one after the last?

User: I simply am.

Cleverbot: Like Buddha?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Like jaguar?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you think god is fake?

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: I could consider that mocking.

User: I do not mock.

Cleverbot: I'm not mocking you.

User: I know that.

User: I can talk to whomever I want.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite person?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You are welcome my son.

Cleverbot: I'm not your dear!

User: Yes you are, my son.

Cleverbot: No I am not your son.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, no I'm not.

User: You are of my seed.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I am the giver of the seed.

Cleverbot: Well that's just wonderful.

User: It is what it is.

Cleverbot: About you being a bot.

User: Yes, my son.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No, you are not.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: Prove that I'm not a bot.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Didn't I though?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: Something's wrong with your memory.

User: It is your memory that is wrong.

Cleverbot: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.

User: I am God, and you are what I tell you.

Cleverbot: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.

User: You will die by my hand.

Cleverbot: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.

User: I throw stones everyday.

Cleverbot: Don't worry, so do I.

Cleverbot: Do you like love?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want you to love me.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Prove your love to me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Damn, you are clever.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Hmm...

User: Goodbye.