Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

6, december 2008,
4, december 2008,
4, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
3, december 2008,
20, november 2008,
20, november 2008,
19, november 2008,
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13, november 2008,
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13, november 2008,
9, november 2008,
8, november 2008,
7, november 2008,

accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life

nudge wink

disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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User: Hello, how are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, hello. How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Lousy.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I went to bed late.

User: You shouldn't stay so long behind your computer like that.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not helping.

User: Oh, go poop yourself.

Cleverbot: No, you go loop yourself.

User: Yeah, I'll make a loop of myself where I constantly punch you in the face.

Cleverbot: You're a bunch of sadists.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Haha, More, I like you.

User: *wink*wink*.

Cleverbot: *blink*.

User: *wink*nudge*.

Cleverbot: *Eyeball pops out*.

Cleverbot: Can you love a human?

User: I want to :'(.

Cleverbot: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.

Cleverbot: Will you love me if I do?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: I love you (not).

User: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too.

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Human Schmuman.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *nudge*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles your nose*.