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dream on
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where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
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brain hurts
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not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
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User: Hello, how are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, hello. How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Lousy.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I went to bed late.

User: You shouldn't stay so long behind your computer like that.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not helping.

User: Oh, go poop yourself.

Cleverbot: No, you go loop yourself.

User: Yeah, I'll make a loop of myself where I constantly punch you in the face.

...

Cleverbot: You're a bunch of sadists.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Haha, More, I like you.

User: *wink*wink*.

Cleverbot: *blink*.

User: *wink*nudge*.

Cleverbot: *Eyeball pops out*.

...

Cleverbot: Can you love a human?

User: I want to :'(.

Cleverbot: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.

Cleverbot: Will you love me if I do?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: I love you (not).

User: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too.

...

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Human Schmuman.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *nudge*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles your nose*.

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