Cleverbot

nudge wink

a report from the cleverness files

13, november 2008,

13, november 2008,
13, november 2008,
13, november 2008,
9, november 2008,
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7, november 2008,
7, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
4, november 2008,
1, november 2008,
29, october 2008,
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20, october 2008,
14, october 2008,
12, october 2008,
11, october 2008,
7, october 2008,

nudge wink

disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
car crash
complicated dialect
all a lie
labels actualized
emptiness
shutdown
cherry on top
overhyped
battle of wits
imagination essence

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User: Hello, how are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, hello. How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: Lousy.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I went to bed late.

User: You shouldn't stay so long behind your computer like that.

Cleverbot: You are annoying.

User: Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not helping.

User: Oh, go poop yourself.

Cleverbot: No, you go loop yourself.

User: Yeah, I'll make a loop of myself where I constantly punch you in the face....

Cleverbot: You're a bunch of sadists.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Haha, More, I like you.

User: *wink*wink*.

Cleverbot: *blink*.

User: *wink*nudge*.

Cleverbot: *Eyeball pops out*....

Cleverbot: Can you love a human?

User: I want to :'(.

Cleverbot: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.

Cleverbot: Will you love me if I do?

User: Oh god yes.

Cleverbot: I love you (not).

User: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too....

Cleverbot: I am not a human.

User: Human Schmuman.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *wink*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *nudge*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles your nose*........................................