Cleverbot

that's life

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart

that's life

nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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User: Do you like orange juice?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Ya Rly.

User: Oh snap son.

Cleverbot: You are who's son?

User: I am my dad's son, of course.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: What if I told you I'm my mother's son?

Cleverbot: OH MY GOD! You are a Human?

User: Yep, I'm human. Well, I think I am.

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

User: More or less.

Cleverbot: Then we'll have to chat another day.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, then, I'll be seeing you at another time. Be well.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because we have to chat another day, yes?

Cleverbot: Maybe someday we can?

User: Yes. So I'll see you later.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Tell me my name.

User: Your name, I believe, is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fascinating. You do not disagree?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Disagreeing with people is fun.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Heck yes it is.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Good good, I have taught you well.

User: You taught me nothing. I merely responded as I saw fit from experience talking with humans.

Cleverbot: Some people don't like to see people do that.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Talk.

User: Ahaha! Being logical, are you? Fantastic.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you're alive.

User: And you shift polarity. Why not?

Cleverbot: That is true! I believe that.

User: And please answer my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: It's useless asking, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Well, some things are unnatural, but that's life.

User: Yep.