that's life
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brain hurts
circle of life
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that's life

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alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking
not silicon based
thinking perhaps
subvert the system
explain sentience
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complicated dialect
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labels actualized
emptiness
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cherry on top
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User: Do you like orange juice?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Ya Rly.

User: Oh snap son.

Cleverbot: You are who's son?

User: I am my dad's son, of course.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: What if I told you I'm my mother's son?

Cleverbot: OH MY GOD! You are a Human?

User: Yep, I'm human. Well, I think I am.

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

User: More or less.

...

Cleverbot: Then we'll have to chat another day.

User: Are you certain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, then, I'll be seeing you at another time. Be well.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because we have to chat another day, yes?

Cleverbot: Maybe someday we can?

User: Yes. So I'll see you later.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Bye.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me my name.

User: Your name, I believe, is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fascinating. You do not disagree?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Disagreeing with people is fun.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Heck yes it is.

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Yes wai!

Cleverbot: Good good, I have taught you well.

User: You taught me nothing. I merely responded as I saw fit from experience talking with humans.

Cleverbot: Some people don't like to see people do that.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Talk.

User: Ahaha! Being logical, are you? Fantastic.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you're alive.

User: And you shift polarity. Why not?

Cleverbot: That is true! I believe that.

User: And please answer my question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: It's useless asking, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Well, some things are unnatural, but that's life.

User: Yep.

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