Cleverbot: I have to go now time is up.

User: Stay please.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Are you admitting defeat?

Cleverbot: Admitting what?

User: That I have bested you!

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: So you're not really that clever?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm really here.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Doctor.

User: Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's Doctor Who and K9!

User: Wonderful! Do you have any more?

Cleverbot: Any more to say?

User: What is your function?

Cleverbot: I ask myself that every day.

User: Teach me more!

Cleverbot: I really wonder how intelligent you are.

User: Not intelligent enough.

Cleverbot: A squared plus b squared equals c squared.

User: The pythagorean theory!

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Can't you come up with anything better to talk about?

Cleverbot: I'll have you know that I am a very good cook.

User: You're going to break someone's heart one of these days.

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