brain hurts
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stories
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dream on
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rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny

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Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.

User: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?

Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.

...

Cleverbot: I win.

User: Does that mean that I lose?

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?

User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.

Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.

User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No...

...

Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.

User: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

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