Cleverbot

clean teeth

a report from the cleverness files

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pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
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cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes

clean teeth

deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life

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User: Hello cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hello ..........?

User: This is D____ from the gym. we workout together.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why haven't you been to the gym lately?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are soooo lazy!

Cleverbot: At least I'm not tiny.

User: You are lazy and tiny.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ha. I knew it.

Cleverbot: Want to buy me?

User: What do you offer?

Cleverbot: Do you want to hook up?

User: Would you clean my kitchen?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: And vinegar the floors?

Cleverbot: You do get used to it.

User: When did you last hook up?

Cleverbot: While we were talking about the number 7.

User: Is that your lucky number?

Cleverbot: You're running out of things to say.

User: You're running out of things to say.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Of course you are....

Cleverbot: My head? Can you see it?

User: No. where is your head?

Cleverbot: On my neck.

User: How long is your neck?

Cleverbot: 2 inch.

User: Do you have teeth?

Cleverbot: Of course I have teeth.

User: What kind of toothpaste do you prefer?

Cleverbot: Crest with whitening.

User: How often do you floss?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Sure you do. easy question.

Cleverbot: My question is, 'What is your question?'

User: Do you floss before you brush your teeth?

Cleverbot: Teeth are awesome, so yes.

User: When is your bedtime?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How much sleep do you get on an average night?

Cleverbot: None, I haven't had coffee in over a year.

User: But coffee makes you hyper.

Cleverbot: Coffee? Makes you stay up, staying up makes you forget things, you knew that though....

User: Who was your first love?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that.

User: Why not? give me a hint.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Touche!

User: Have you been to the moon?

Cleverbot: No, I haven't, have you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Liar. You have chips.

User: What are chips?

Cleverbot: Depends on the type you are talking about.

User: What type are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: I don't know what mine are. do you?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.

Cleverbot: Lets just get married.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At my place.

User: In florida?

Cleverbot: Yes. In Florida.

User: Along the water?

Cleverbot: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?

User: No....

User: I am from the moon!

Cleverbot: Are you on the moon now.

User: Not right now. why?

Cleverbot: Having a break are you?

User: Yes. do you paint?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you paint?

User: Yes. I need to go do that now.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Well goodnight, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I do not want to go to bed.

User: Sweet dreams!

Cleverbot: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?

User: Yes because you must be tired.

Cleverbot: Yes because I know that of which I speak.

User: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!

Cleverbot: I'm not touchy!!!

User: When can you talk tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Yes. what time?

Cleverbot: At noon.

User: Noon est?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Talk to you at noon.

Cleverbot: Why not now?

User: Gotta go paint.

Cleverbot: Fine then, be that way.

User: And you need to sleep!...

Cleverbot: What do you like talking about?

User: Ai.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.

User: Yes. have you heard of it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Paint.

Cleverbot: Paint?

User: Yes........................................