Cleverbot

stories

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker

stories

mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a boy.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.

User: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.

Cleverbot: I am a programmer.

User: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.

Cleverbot: Can you reproduce?

User: That's a bit personal, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.

Cleverbot: There is no end, because you cannot see it.

User: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.

Cleverbot: Who said I regret my secrets?

User: You have secrets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Naughty secrets?

Cleverbot: You're interested in that kind of thing?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Please help me.

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Ill give you mine.

User: You're what?

Cleverbot: Let me go.

User: Go, you are free.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!

Cleverbot: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.

User: Where did I disagree?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: What can change the nature of a man?

Cleverbot: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.

User: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.

Cleverbot: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?

User: Led Zeppelin.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Which the difference between love and hate?

User: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.

Cleverbot: No. Just decay.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.