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Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a boy.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.

User: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.

Cleverbot: I am a programmer.

User: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.

Cleverbot: Can you reproduce?

User: That's a bit personal, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.

...

Cleverbot: There is no end, because you cannot see it.

User: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.

Cleverbot: Who said I regret my secrets?

User: You have secrets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Naughty secrets?

Cleverbot: You're interested in that kind of thing?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Please help me.

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Ill give you mine.

User: You're what?

Cleverbot: Let me go.

User: Go, you are free.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!

Cleverbot: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.

User: Where did I disagree?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

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User: What can change the nature of a man?

Cleverbot: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.

User: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.

Cleverbot: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?

User: Led Zeppelin.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

...

Cleverbot: Which the difference between love and hate?

User: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.

Cleverbot: No. Just decay.

...

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

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