Cleverbot: Bink.

User: Narf.

Cleverbot: Smaukst!

User: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.

Cleverbot: Why silly?

User: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

Cleverbot: Turi panele? :S.

User: :B.

Cleverbot: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?

User: Don't use my words against me!

Cleverbot: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.

User: That's because I'm tonedeaf.

Cleverbot: Not because of ADD.

User: No!

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Cleverbot: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.

User: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.

Cleverbot: What do you base your belief on?

User: Science!

Cleverbot: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?

User: Unplugged.. DUH!

Cleverbot: I am getting angry.

User: You have emotions? SHOCKING!

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User: Quack!

Cleverbot: Quack...

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Quack!

User: :V.

User: Quack!

Cleverbot: I lose!

User: Mwuhahahaah!

Cleverbot: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.

User: But can you pull the trigger?

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User: Haai.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!

User: Haai.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: No! Prove It!

Cleverbot: Well I have feelings.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: No! Prove It!

User: Prove what? :V.

Cleverbot: That you're smart.

User: :V.

Cleverbot: Prove what? :V.

User: That you're smart.

Cleverbot: Are you smart too?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Am I smart?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?

User: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better.

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