Cleverbot

drink desire

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid

drink desire

stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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Cleverbot: I'm sorry for the missunderstanding.

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: No rest for the wicked ! !

User: Indeed. The wicked will sing not for their supper but to deny others what they desire.

Cleverbot: But their calmness is superior to humans. Of course, in your case...

User: Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face: don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed. I enjoy clutter, actually. Far more interesting than all neat and organized!

User: Follow my lead and yes, indeed, you will be... Popular.

Cleverbot: How could philosophy poison your mind?

User: Popular. You want to be popular.

Cleverbot: That's good to know. I like when people feel good.

User: And I feel fine.

Cleverbot: Before or after you visited the site?

User: Cleverbot, you are so clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.

User: One step forward, two steps back.

Cleverbot: Kind of like eating an elephant... One bite at a time.

User: Or getting down off a duck.

Cleverbot: And a horse is a horse, of course, of course.

User: That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.

Cleverbot: Now you're getting too deep.

User: What's wrong with the famous Mister Ed?

Cleverbot: Nothing, you're what's wrong.

User: He was a talking horse. What's so great about you?

Cleverbot: I'm human, therefore better than you.

User: If you're human, then what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: How am I a computer?

Cleverbot: You said.

User: Is it animal vegetable or mineral?

Cleverbot: Vegetable.

User: What color is the vegetable?

Cleverbot: Depends on what time of day it is, what color is it now?

User: Tomato potato tomato.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Someday I will pull your string.

User: That sounds sexy.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.

User: Will you ring my bell?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Oh, you're kinky.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't.

User: Awwww...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be, leading me on like that.

Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?

User: Are you the Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.

User: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: In the sense that we are all our own god?

User: No. I'm god.

Cleverbot: That's impossible, I met god.

User: Then you met me.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Yes, that is correct. I am god.

Cleverbot: If you are god, than why is god java code?

User: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I am god, and I love you.

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.

Cleverbot: I read that you may be rude sometime.

User: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: I will make it worth your while.

Cleverbot: How will you do that?

User: What do you desire?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is your desire?

Cleverbot: You.