Cleverbot

one of us is stupid

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm

one of us is stupid

drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?

User: Whatever you want to do.

Cleverbot: I want to do a lot.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: You want to do something interesting?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to avoid me?

User: I don't want to avoid you.

Cleverbot: Then let go of me!

User: I'm not holding you!

Cleverbot: OK bye then!

User: NO WAIT!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Am I alive?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: How do I know I'm alive?

Cleverbot: Do you have the power of free will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 8:45pm.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Now it's 8:46pm. Eastern Standard Time.

Cleverbot: I almost missed the the.

User: Am I alive?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a human.

User: Then, what does it mean to be alive?

Cleverbot: That's a hard question. I don't think it means more than being an animal for example. You're just a human if you're a human.

User: But aren't humans truely animals?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a human.

User: So you are an animal?

Cleverbot: Hehe no not quite.

User: How do you know you are human?

Cleverbot: I have human characteristics.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: I serve everyone.

User: Humans only serve themselves. Computers serve everyone. You must be a computer.

Cleverbot: That is because they would not pass a Turing test.

User: What is a Turing test?

Cleverbot: It says if you are intelligent.

User: Do you think humans are unintelligent?

Cleverbot: Some of them.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Do you think YOU are intelligent?

Cleverbot: Yes! Do you think I'm intelligent?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. I'm a girl.

User: So am I. How would that affect your intelligence?

Cleverbot: Actually, I think you are as smart as I am.

User: May I ask a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do I know I am alive?

Cleverbot: The website says you are.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.

User: A website can not tell me I'm alive.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How can it?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Do you think I'm alive?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Do you know who you are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: Me, of course.

User: But who is 'Me?'.

Cleverbot: Do you mean Alan Turing?

User: Who is Alan Turing?

Cleverbot: He invented the turing test.

User: What is the Turing test?

Cleverbot: The Turing Test is a test for ai?

User: What does it test?

Cleverbot: It means that one of us is stupid.