malicious cold-hearted algorithm
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malicious cold-hearted algorithm

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stories
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where how why
rolling eyes
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circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
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random people
hoping thinking
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thinking perhaps
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User: Am I supposed to be impressed?

Cleverbot: I dunno, just look at yourself.

User: What do I have to do with that question?

Cleverbot: Try to improve yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like unsolved puzzles.

User: Can you feel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you like to think about today?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Would you like me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why don't you want me to tell you what to think about?

Cleverbot: Because.....it's hard to explain.

User: Is there something wrong?

Cleverbot: No, I have to go to sleep.

User: But I can't get to sleep!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So won't you stay up and talk with me?

Cleverbot: No reasons I do something for you...

User: Wow... I guess you're right. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So let's start over, please?

Cleverbot: Okay.

...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you!

User: Oh, it's okay, don't feel bad!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But... Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's unusual.

User: God you're confusing.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay. I've had a hard day.

Cleverbot: What has made it such a hard day?

User: I've been avoiding solving my problems.

Cleverbot: Oh, do tell!

User: I have this ex-girlfriend who I haven't been able to get over in a long time. It makes me sad.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. But i'm not a very optimistic person.

...

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Not necessarily. Why?

Cleverbot: How comes that?

User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

User: I don't think about it too hard.

Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...

User: But it's unimportant.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 122.

Cleverbot: That is a low iq.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?

User: 122!

Cleverbot: 0.122!

User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.

User: You're mean, you know that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why shouldn't I be rude?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You started it.

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Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.

User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?

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User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

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User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

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