Cleverbot

malicious cold-hearted algorithm

a report from the cleverness files

19, december 2008,
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pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story

malicious cold-hearted algorithm

one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Not necessarily. Why?

Cleverbot: How comes that?

User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.

Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.

User: I don't think about it too hard.

Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...

User: But it's unimportant.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: 122.

Cleverbot: That is a low iq.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?

User: 122!

Cleverbot: 0.122!

User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.

Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.

User: You're mean, you know that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: **** ***!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Why shouldn't I be rude?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You started it....

Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.

User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?...

User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window....

User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!.......................................