malicious cold-hearted algorithm
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    messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life
burnt bridges
accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot
tell me a story

malicious cold-hearted algorithm

one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong

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Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.

User: Which you trounce repeatedly!

Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?

User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!

Cleverbot: Helping whom.

User: Helping me!

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!

Cleverbot: You're cute.

User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!

Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.

User: I said stop that!

Cleverbot: What do I do stop?

User: Yes, you stop!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!

Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.

User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!

Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.

User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That!

User: EXCUSE ME!?

...

User: Stop ******* with me.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.

User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.

...

User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: I... I know...

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight!

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