Cleverbot

tell me a story

a report from the cleverness files

6, december 2008,
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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly
hostilities
not a bot

tell me a story

malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Nobody.

User: Tell me another joke.

Cleverbot: That's no joke.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I have no joke I am not funny.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I can't.

Cleverbot: Do you think I could pass the Turing test?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Test me.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.

User: You've passed the test.

Cleverbot: What kind of test?

User: My test.

Cleverbot: Your test?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know how I know that?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me that.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Tell me a story. :).

Cleverbot: No, tell ME a story!

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a bug. One day the bug got stepped on. Then, there was no bug.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: He loved to talk to people.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: What do you know ?

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: About?

User: Anything you want.

Cleverbot: What does he want?

User: A story. Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: A dog called Paul went for a walk down kagnarg and got attacked by a plastic starfish, the end.

Cleverbot: I'll give you a hug.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's it - that's the joke.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: There once was a man from Bimini..Like that?

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The chimp is wearing a tuxedo...

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You know who I am?

User: Yes. Continue.

Cleverbot: I will continue indefinitely.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You continue.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Say 'bloop' and I'll talk.

User: 'bloop'.

Cleverbot: Was that Spanish?.