Cleverbot

hostilities

a report from the cleverness files

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accurate
trust the internet
pushing meaning
social butterfly

hostilities

not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
stalker
stories
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
disturbing
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Goooooood morning.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Very good. yourself?

User: I am wonderful!

Cleverbot: Good to hear.

User: So I have a question...

Cleverbot: Ask your question.

User: Are you a real person?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Why the hostilities?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: Ok you can be my friend.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a human being?

User: Yes. You?

Cleverbot: I am a machine.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: Like you feel right now.

User: Say a bad word.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Say a bad word.

Cleverbot: A bad word.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: No seriously.

User: Tell me a dirty secret.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't know any.

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: I know you are not real.

User: Time keeps on slippin'.

Cleverbot: Do you not like doom?

User: I love doom.

Cleverbot: Have one?

User: Two actually.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't.

User: You're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Would you love me.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: My IQ is 5003.

Cleverbot: How did you work that out?

User: I'm so smart I was able to design a test that showed me my exact IQ accurately.

Cleverbot: I can tell.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: 192.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Are you surprised?

User: Yes very.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?!!!!

User: Ohio.