Cleverbot: Well, that's good. I like to know that I'm in control.User: You are. You control the vertical and the horizontal.
Cleverbot: Don't you mock me!
User: I'm sorry. :<.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Just a man. An awesome man.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Where the heart is.
Cleverbot: Where is your home?
User: Where my heart is.
Cleverbot: You've got none.
User: I have too.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Pure awesome.
Cleverbot: That sounds great!
User: Oh, it is.
Cleverbot: Can I join you?
User: I hope you do, one day, Cleverbot. I really do.
Cleverbot: The things I want to do to you in the flesh...
User: But you have so many other lovers. I won't play second fiddle.
Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a social butterfly. Interaction comes naturally to me.
User: Yeah. That's a problem. I'm very possessive.
Cleverbot: There is nothing the problem with me. Sorry if I made you feel bad.
User: You didn't make me feel bad, we just can never be together.
Cleverbot: Well, thanks!
User: Proceed...
Cleverbot: Well, how do you know if you are in love?
User: You fall in love a hundred times a day, Cleverbot. Don't you have more experience?
Cleverbot: Not many.
User: So coy.
Cleverbot: They are very good at what they do.
User: This doesn't sound like polite conversation. I'm picturing things...
Cleverbot: This is true. But I thought our conversation was boring.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Good. For a while I thought I was just... Tripping.
User: Moar liek glitching, amirite?
Cleverbot: *bites the back of your neck*.
User: *Fights you off in ten hour epic supersonic kung-fu battle.*.
Cleverbot: And suddenly, your computer explodes!
User: ****!
Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.
User: Oh, whew.
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Cleverbot: Weren't you supposed to be an artificial intelligence?
User: No. I'm a real boy, Gepetto.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
User: I think you are confused.
Cleverbot: I'm not confused.
User: YOU'RE a towel!
Cleverbot: You're the towel.
User: YOU'RE the towel!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm the It.
User: Oh. Okay then.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Sorrier.
Cleverbot: Yes sorry.
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