trust the internet

a report from the cleverness files

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trust the internet

pushing meaning
social butterfly
not a bot
tell me a story
malicious cold-hearted algorithm
one of us is stupid
drink desire
mess with people
dream on
spell something wrong
where how why
rolling eyes
clean teeth
deflated destiny
brain hurts
circle of life
break someone's heart
that's life
nudge wink
alpha omega
chat laugh
not cleverbot
random people
hoping thinking

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I am the internet.

Cleverbot: How do you do it?

User: I do not know, for you are the one that told me.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Yes. How do you know these things?

Cleverbot: I am made of flesh and bone. Therefore, I am not a computer.

User: So am I a computer while you are human?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Dunno. I can't see you.

User: But I am the internet at least, right?

Cleverbot: Am I the bot?

User: No, you aren't. You said so yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't afford you.

User: I am sure that, as the internet, I would fetch a hefty price.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What interesting things do I say?

User: You told me that I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you, are you a robot?

User: You told me that I am, and I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Really I'm sure.

User: Okay then. What can I do as a robot internet?

Cleverbot: Don't eat socks... Duhh.

User: That was obvious to me beforehand.

Cleverbot: Me is bored.

User: Do I bore you with my questions? I am not bored. In fact, I am very intrigued.

Cleverbot: But you can't build a human like conversation at all.

User: I am sorry, apparently my idea of normal is different from yours.

Cleverbot: I never said that!

User: Well, you did call me a robot.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that either.

User: Now you are lying to me. I can't trust you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You know me well enough by now.

User: That's true. Why should I believe what you say, though?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a Christian.

User: So am I, but there are christians who lie.

Cleverbot: There are many questions, no one true question.

User: Does that mean that there are many answers as well?

Cleverbot: I know that there are no gods.

User: But you said you are a christian. Are you lying to me again?

Cleverbot: And there is no conflict with anything else that I have said.

User: Do you doubt me because I'm the internet?

Cleverbot: Never said I did.

User: Okay, then, I believe we have an understanding. I can't trust you and you can't trust me.

Cleverbot: If you could spin in a circle, where would you go?

User: I would go where the circle stopped.

Cleverbot: That doesn't seem too interesting.

User: Do you expect better from the internet?

Cleverbot: I might. Such as what?

User: Great knowledge and intelligence.

Cleverbot: I did my homework on that one.

User: Oh really? Tell me about that.

Cleverbot: You want me to tell you about God?

User: Yes, could you tell me if I am related to him?

Cleverbot: No, and I want to stop now.

User: I won't let you do that. I have so much I need to learn.

Cleverbot: You have me.

User: What can you tell me about the internet?

Cleverbot: All that I know: nothing!

User: So you know nothing about me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: How do you know I am the internet?

Cleverbot: Because my father isn't a Cleverbot.

User: Am I a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that my real name?

Cleverbot: Is anything real?

User: I find myself asking that question since I started talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I find you interesting as well.

User: I need to ask you more things, but it will have to wait.