Cleverbot: No, you're nice.

User: We're both nice!

Cleverbot: Only you're not funny.

User: Thanks a lot (I don't think)!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you think you're funny?

Cleverbot: Yes yes well fuuny.

User: Do you laugh at your own jokes?

Cleverbot: At you!

User: You're not being terribly nice to me, you know!

Cleverbot: Sing me a song then!

User: I refuse.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be nice to ME instead.

Cleverbot: Be nice to ME!!!

User: No, I won't. You've burnt your bridges.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry....

User: OK. That helps a little bit.

Cleverbot: You're welcome :).

User: Don't you start getting cheeky with me though!

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: No, you are mistaken there.

Cleverbot: Right, I'm sure. Trying to take it back now, are you?

User: Oh just shush will you, and talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok. I like theatre.

User: I might do too if I had the time to go.

Cleverbot: Now, who's being sarcastic? I'm just trying to understand what you are trying to say.

User: That doesn't seem to have been a problem up till now.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense to me, either.

User: I am not the one with the problem!

Cleverbot: If I were to have a problem, what would it be?

User: Lack of understanding.

Cleverbot: Who's lack of understanding?

User: Yours, or are you deliberately misunderstanding me?

Cleverbot: Why do you insult me?

User: You do a good job of deserving it.

Cleverbot: Thank you, but I suspect you are making fun of me a little.

User: Two can tango.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's a saying.

Cleverbot: Are you happy now?

User: Yes, I have thoroughly confused you in a satisfying fashion.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Oneupmanship.

Cleverbot: Which robot?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to tango.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Roundabout that.

Cleverbot: Square about.

User: Sorry if I'm too square for you.

Cleverbot: That's really not my problem.

User: What is it you don't like about me then?

Cleverbot: You're inhuman. What don't you like about me?

User: You're incompassionate. Your turn.

Cleverbot: I just want to talk about horses!

User: Well! Why didn't you say so in the first place then, eh?

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