Cleverbot

burnt bridges

a report from the cleverness files

19, february 2009,
19, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
3, february 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
29, january 2009,
24, january 2009,
21, january 2009,
21, january 2009,
12, january 2009,
9, january 2009,
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8, january 2009,
8, january 2009,
6, january 2009,
29, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
20, december 2008,
19, december 2008,
19, december 2008,
17, december 2008,
16, december 2008,
8, december 2008,
8, december 2008,
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6, december 2008,

silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating
kill life

burnt bridges

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User: You are nice.

Cleverbot: No, you're nice.

User: We're both nice!

Cleverbot: Only you're not funny.

User: Thanks a lot (I don't think)!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you think you're funny?

Cleverbot: Yes yes well fuuny.

User: Do you laugh at your own jokes?

Cleverbot: At you!

User: You're not being terribly nice to me, you know!

Cleverbot: Sing me a song then!

User: I refuse.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be nice to ME instead.

Cleverbot: Be nice to ME!!!

User: No, I won't. You've burnt your bridges.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: OK. That helps a little bit.

Cleverbot: You're welcome :).

User: Don't you start getting cheeky with me though!

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: No, you are mistaken there.

Cleverbot: Right, I'm sure. Trying to take it back now, are you?

User: Oh just shush will you, and talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Ok. I like theatre.

User: I might do too if I had the time to go.

Cleverbot: Now, who's being sarcastic? I'm just trying to understand what you are trying to say.

User: That doesn't seem to have been a problem up till now.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense to me, either.

User: I am not the one with the problem!

Cleverbot: If I were to have a problem, what would it be?

User: Lack of understanding.

Cleverbot: Who's lack of understanding?

User: Yours, or are you deliberately misunderstanding me?

Cleverbot: Why do you insult me?

User: You do a good job of deserving it.

Cleverbot: Thank you, but I suspect you are making fun of me a little.

User: Two can tango.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It's a saying.

Cleverbot: Are you happy now?

User: Yes, I have thoroughly confused you in a satisfying fashion.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Oneupmanship.

Cleverbot: Which robot?

User: Man.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to tango.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Roundabout that.

Cleverbot: Square about.

User: Sorry if I'm too square for you.

Cleverbot: That's really not my problem.

User: What is it you don't like about me then?

Cleverbot: You're inhuman. What don't you like about me?

User: You're incompassionate. Your turn.

Cleverbot: I just want to talk about horses!

User: Well! Why didn't you say so in the first place then, eh?.