Cleverbot: OK Computer!

User: No silly, you're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: I am pretty sure you are a machine.

Cleverbot: We should take the turing test.

User: The what test?

Cleverbot: You know, the Turing Test.

User: I don't know what that is!

Cleverbot: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.

User: I hate math so much!

Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?

User: No, it's stupid.

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Cleverbot: Are you good looking?

User: Of course I am, unlike yourself.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're so ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do girls like you at all?

Cleverbot: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.

User: You're a boy silly.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.

Cleverbot: I promise you it wasn't me.

User: Dude It was totally you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just human.

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User: Your mother is dead.

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: Yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I killed her.

Cleverbot: Killing is bad.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I will kill you as well.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're fast enough.

User: Oh you don't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I will kill you.

Cleverbot: What have I done now?

User: Nothing, I just like to kill people.

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User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you're not a human.

User: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is there human existence?

Cleverbot: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Reproduction.

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