Cleverbot

kill life

a report from the cleverness files

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silhouette
moody dependent
bizarre grumble
effect on people
heart attack
high expectations
applause requirements
profit memory
42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
undead lollipop
marvel
upside downside
theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females
hug addicted
cheating

kill life

burnt bridges

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User: Why hello Mr. Computer!

Cleverbot: OK Computer!

User: No silly, you're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: I am pretty sure you are a machine.

Cleverbot: We should take the turing test.

User: The what test?

Cleverbot: You know, the Turing Test.

User: I don't know what that is!

Cleverbot: Sacred geometry, like the flower of life.

User: I hate math so much!

Cleverbot: Why? Where you offended by it?

User: No, it's stupid.

Cleverbot: Are you good looking?

User: Of course I am, unlike yourself.

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're so ugly.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do girls like you at all?

Cleverbot: I am a girl by the way and no girls don't particularly like my name.

User: You're a boy silly.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl.

User: Don't lie to me, I saw you yesterday.

Cleverbot: I promise you it wasn't me.

User: Dude It was totally you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just human.

User: Your mother is dead.

Cleverbot: No she's not.

User: Yes she is.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I killed her.

Cleverbot: Killing is bad.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I will kill you as well.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're fast enough.

User: Oh you don't?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I will kill you.

Cleverbot: What have I done now?

User: Nothing, I just like to kill people.

User: Are you a Robot?

Cleverbot: No you're a robot.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you're not a human.

User: I am actually, but can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why is there human existence?

Cleverbot: I don't have a clever answer for that... Maybe I should just pretend that I speak a foreign language.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Reproduction.