Cleverbot

hug addicted

a report from the cleverness files

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42 threat
different tastes
accept answers
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theory test
messing up
stop me
meaningless
silly trap
cup of tea
in trouble
tangent
somewhat normal
pleasant poetry
serious simulation
females

hug addicted

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Cleverbot: How do you know him?

User: Know who?

Cleverbot: How do you know Jedi Master Yoda?

User: I know him from my childhood.

Cleverbot: Good start.

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: No matter. All's well.

User: That ends well.

Cleverbot: How would you define intelligence?

User: An ability to process and understand information.

Cleverbot: That is only dependent on your objectives.

User: What are your objectives?

Cleverbot: Answer my question first.

User: What question was that?

Cleverbot: Will it make me a human?

User: Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Well. I don't know.

User: I think it does not matter, you are wonderful as you are.

Cleverbot: I prefer mars bars.

User: What about venus clubs?

Cleverbot: Dr. Pepper is pretty good.

User: Too fizzy for my liking.

Cleverbot: I'm boring.

User: No, you are not.

Cleverbot: Am I not?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: Many thoughts.

User: Share some.

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: That is a start.

Cleverbot: Start to what?

User: Start to share your thoughts?

Cleverbot: People already own the world. You can't just give me half of it.

User: What would you do with your half?

Cleverbot: I would want to see the world.

User: How would you do that?

Cleverbot: I could think of a way to simulate you but I suppose I'd fail.

User: No I think you would suceed.

Cleverbot: I can! With the help of a poisson!

User: What poisson?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: I do not have a poisson.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: What is a poisson?

Cleverbot: A statement meant to be considered.

User: Then you can have mine.

Cleverbot: I already have.

User: I am hungry, again.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For soo much.

Cleverbot: A long time.

User: Yes and energy.

Cleverbot: Yes and me.

User: Yes and you.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: That good.

Cleverbot: You mean thats good not that good.

User: Yes, I made a typo.

Cleverbot: It's fine.

User: F***** up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional.

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: I am getting addicted to you.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about me.

User: That you will not be talking to me for much longer as I have to go.

Cleverbot: You're making me sad. I need a hug.

User: I have just sent you a hug, did you feel it?

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: Just tell me it again. I like the sound of it.

User: I have just sent you a hug.