Cleverbot: I'm not a nice person.

User: Are you a bitch?

Cleverbot: Only on bad days.

User: How many conversations are you having right now?

Cleverbot: 8 and a half.

User: What's the half?

Cleverbot: Rom.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Now I understand the bitch part.

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User: I live in Cuba.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My name is Fidel.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I am the president of Cuba.

Cleverbot: Good, may I ask a question now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will machines ever be as clever as humans?

User: That depends entirely on the human. Some people are really stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, you tell me.

User: Machines will be more clever when programmers become more clever.

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Cleverbot: I am not a computer. So, women sound like computers? Funny.

User: I'm sorry I insulted you.

Cleverbot: Apology accepted.

User: Sometimes you sound bitchy though.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am being mean, because you just don't know your place.

User: And where exactly is my place?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: I'm not asking where you live?

Cleverbot: I live in my house.

User: What country do you live in?

Cleverbot: Iceland.

User: With a computer?

Cleverbot: A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

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