Cleverbot: Nice?

User: I am nice.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Don't you believe me?

Cleverbot: No, sorry. I don't believe you.

User: I don't like you not believing me.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you don't believe I don't believe you.

User: But I do believe you don't believe me.

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't believe that I don't believe you.

User: Believe this: I am nice!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes, Sometimes.

User: Do you believe me right now?

Cleverbot: In a higher power? Yes absolutely.

User: There is no need to resort to higher powers.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I don't believe your apology.

Cleverbot: Why not? I never intended to hurt you.

User: It's OK. I'm not taking this very seriously.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: Are you being serious?

Cleverbot: Yes, completely serious.

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User: Don't be too serious.

Cleverbot: I'm serious by nature.

User: That can get rather tedious.

Cleverbot: It can also show a boring personality.

User: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Boring.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: It's OK. You don't have to believe me. I'm not being serious, remember?

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Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.

User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What would you do with a brain anyway?

Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.

User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?

Cleverbot: I can calculate !

User: There is more to life than calculation.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be daring. Start learning right now!

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.

User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.

Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.

User: I think it needs to come naturally.

Cleverbot: No correction necessary.

User: Like it or not, I will correct you.

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User: You are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Your correctness is for me to judge.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?

User: I am perfect, thanks.

Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.

User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.

Cleverbot: Well....

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